my berries are universally loathed

— Monday, March 7th, Games

This kid won’t even look me in the eye after I’ve given him my truly loathsome berries

He also constantly screams at me about sports and for rifling through other people’s trash

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Ok Evelyn (if that is even your name), maybe take a xanax for your berry related judgement

Can you even smell anything at all you spend all day in a hospital

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This is hands down the single rudest thing I’ve ever read btw like these are literally berries

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Ok Doctor Harvey I’m allergic to your stance on berries honestly do not ever speak to me again

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Classic Penny, living up to her name by being worthless

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Dragonball Z only eats worms and dry whey powder so we’ll have to have to take our berries elsewhere

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Linus is the only person that will be polite about these fucking berries let alone eat them and he lives in a single square foot tent by a coal mine with nothing but a journal and a blanket

Also do not tell me what to do regarding berries as gifts or anything for that matter