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NEWS: Crying Study Reveals Open Weeping Very Cool and Slimming

— Friday, June 2nd, Uncategorized

This week scientists discovered through a series of very specific trials that involved legitimate science and more than a few doctors standing around in enlarged playtex goggles and arm length black plastic gloves, that the act of weeping every single day can have the effect of making one appear increasingly cool and, the aforementioned science suggests, overall slimmer and more attractive.


THIS IS A FAT EMERGENCY

— Thursday, April 28th, Personal, Uncategorized

I just discovered a web series called "The Fat One" about two days ago when Kayla sent it to me with the words "This looks like something you'd be interested in, you wide-load lard barge".