Stardew Valley is Ruining My Life

— Saturday, April 9th, Games

I am having a hard time starting this post because all I can think of is how much I’d rather stop writing this post and go play Stardew Valley. I am furious with Emma for telling me to play this game.

MARIA MONDAY – 4.04.16

— Monday, April 4th, Maria Monday

Hey! Stop banging your head against your desk moaning “WHYYYY!” and watch this instead! This is an older version of a bit she’s worked on over the years. I love watching Maria’s bits evolve.

MARIA MONDAY – 3.28.16

— Monday, March 28th, Maria Monday

Ah, yes, time barrels forward at an unrelenting pace and we find ourselves within Monday’s sticky little hands yet again. Here is your chance for 1 minute and 44 seconds of escapism, my sweet goats.

Maria Monday – 3.21.16

— Monday, March 21st, Maria Monday

Good morning and happy Monday everyone! As of this posting, there are 103 hours and 41 minutes until 5pm on Friday. That means that you definitely have 2 minutes to spare to watch this Maria Bamford stand up clip.

My Incredible Dinosaur Dream

— Tuesday, March 1st, Personal

Hey! You know what people love reading about? Other people’s dreams. Emma makes fun of me because I often have extremely mundane and specific dreams. One time I dreamed that I got to go on a vacation, and I spent the whole dream packing my suitcase.