•••

Maria Monday – 4.18.16

— Monday, April 18th, Maria Monday

I’m not going to lie to you and say “Happy Monday,” because I care about you and I only ever want to tell you the truth. Instead of “Happy Monday,” I’m instead going to say, “Sorry, it’s Monday!” I am on my third coffee today and not even the beans of life can bring me back to my fully restored human form.